BREAKING: Republicans Have Nuclear Meltdown After Philadelphia Eagles Reportedly Reject Trump’s White House Invite

BREAKING: Republicans Have Nuclear Meltdown After Philadelphia Eagles Reportedly Reject Trump’s White House Invite

BREAKING: Republicans have a nuclear meltdown after the Philadelphia Eagles reportedly give a “massive no” to an invite from Donald Trump to visit the White House after their resounding Super Bowl victory.

This is just too perfect…

“SAME. GO F YOURSELVES EAGLES. My husband is a fan so I got onboard but F this BS,” said MAGA commentator Megyn Kelly in response to another Trump supporter whining about the snub.

“The Philadelphia Eagles decline to visit the White House. Wish I had known this before the super bowl. I wouldn’t have wasted my time rooting for them. Eagles fan? Your team sucks 😎📷👍” wrote “Toxic Cowboy,” the pro-MAGA account that Kelly was replying to.

The rage was widespread…

“The Philadelphia Eagles have rejected Trump’s invitation to the White House. You know what, I will never support that team again. F*ck the Eagles,” whined MAGA account “Kentucky Girl” to her 22.6 k followers.

According to one of her older posts, she “supported” the Eagles to win the game because she hates Taylor Swift for opposing Trump — and Swift is dating a player on the Chiefs. This is what passes for politics on the right. It’s all banal, brainless culture war issues.

“President Trump should invite the Chiefs to the White House,” right-wing commentator Michael Knowles wrote on X.

Someone should tell Knowles that the Chiefs lost and losing teams don’t get invites. The final score was 40 to 22, a blowout victory for the Eagles.

It’s also worth noting that Trump himself predicted that the Chiefs would win.

Megyn Kelly later followed up with another post writing: “Update: WH denies that Eagles were asked and this news is from a 2/6 The Sun report about Eagles’ alleged plans if asked. Could be (hopefully?) fake news!”

Of course, this White House is full of pathological liars. It would be in perfect keeping with their established behavior to deny sending the invite in an attempt to save face.

Kelly also apparently failed to notice that The Sun article in question was published on February 6th but updated on February 9th — the day of the Super Bowl.

In that article, the publication reported that “recent discussions” between the players and Eagles front office resulted in a “massive no” about accepting an invitation to the Trump White House.

This is an especially embarrassing incident for Trump, who tried for years to purchase an NFL team.

Jeffrey Lurie, the owner of the Eagles, donated to Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama in the past and reportedly “disparaged” Trump in a meeting with other NFL owners.

In other words, the Eagles will almost certainly not be visiting our fascist president.

BREAKING: Republicans Have Nuclear Meltdown After Philadelphia Eagles Reportedly Reject Trump’s White House Invite

Washington, D.C. — The Republican Party has entered full-on crisis mode after reports surfaced that the newly crowned Super Bowl champions, the Philadelphia Eagles, have given a “massive no” to an invitation from former President Donald Trump to visit the White House.

Sources close to the team claim the rejection was immediate, unequivocal, and possibly accompanied by a GIF of an Eagles fan climbing a greased light pole.

GOP Leaders Furious: “This is an Attack on America”

Conservative pundits wasted no time expressing their outrage. Fox News host Tucker Carlson 2.0 (the AI-powered version post-2024) called the decision “the most unpatriotic act in the history of football, maybe in the history of sports, maybe even in the history of mankind.”

Former Speaker Kevin McCarthy tweeted, “The Philadelphia Eagles have officially declared war on America. Disgusting. I am calling for an immediate congressional investigation.”

Meanwhile, Sen. Ted Cruz announced plans to boycott Philly cheesesteaks indefinitely, declaring, “I will not support a city that spits in the face of our former president. Also, I prefer Texas BBQ anyway.”

Eagles’ Response: “We’re Just Here to Play Football”

While no official statement has been released, Eagles quarterback Jalen Hurts was reportedly seen shrugging when asked about the situation, while wide receiver A.J. Brown simply responded, “Man, we just wanted to play ball and celebrate. Y’all make everything political.”

The team is now rumored to be planning a celebratory parade in Philadelphia featuring custom “No Thanks, Donald” banners and an exclusive performance by Meek Mill.

Trump’s Response: “Who Needs Them Anyway?”

In a series of Truth Social posts, Trump downplayed the rejection, claiming, “The Philadelphia Eagles were NEVER invited. Total FAKE NEWS. They’re mid-tier at best. Patriots were better. Even the Cowboys are better. Sad!”

Insiders say Trump is now considering inviting the XFL’s Orlando Guardians instead, though sources suggest even they might decline.

One thing is certain: the NFL’s most chaotic fan base just added another chapter to its long history of making headlines—this time, without even flipping a car.


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